Monday, January 21, 2008

What Green Bay Packers Fans Have in Common With Chicago Bears Fans

What Green Bay Packers Fans Have in Common With Chicago Bears Fans

Is a good team? No. I love the Bears, but the Packers, though we beat them, are a better team.

Is it a QB? Um, like, uh uh. We have Rex Grossman, remember? And they have Brett Favre. No contest.

Is it Bratwurst? Jury is still out on this one.

It is (are you ready?) that they will both be watching the next NFL game on TV.

So, we Bears fans may be sucking egg, but we're not alone.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Walter Payton, Great Chicago Bear

There was a time when men played football. One of those men was very very good. His name was Walter Payton, and he was a Chicago Bear.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Rose Bowl To Be Hit with Protest, Cindy Sheehan Has Hots for George Bush

At great odds with the aggressive style of football between two of America's top universities, Cindy Sheehan has joined a throng of anti-footballians to protest this year's Rose Bowl.

Tournament of Roses President CL Keedy responded to Pizza Mom Sheehan by saying, "Her own son played football, but was tackled. Sad? We think so too. This America's great sport of warriors, and he was not much on the field. We understand he was cut from the practice team in junior high. Humiliating? Yes, but football is not for bench warmers."

Sheehan argued that if she could just meet with Keedy, she could explain to him to errors of football. She camped out for a few weeks in front of his office, but Keedy wasn't there. He was watching the Rose Bowl cheerleaders in his 'secret place'.

"If controversy like this diminishes the positive impact of the Rose Parade, it would be of concern," Pasadena Mayor Bill Bogaard said. He continued, "But who is kidding who here is Cindy. We know she's just trying to scare up some tickets any way she can. Her bookie suggested if she was at the game, the other team, the one she is betting against, might lose."

Anne Coulter piped in, "Cindy can have my tickets. The University of Illinois has asked me to suit up, and those liberal University of Southern California Trojans are a bunch of pansies. I'm a Fighting Illini now, baby."

George Bush was asked about his thoughts of Cindy's participation in this protest.

"Cindy and me. We go way back. Not as far back as Bill and Monica, but she wanted to jump my bones back at Crawford, TX," said George.

"See, now, Laura and I aren't into that kind of thing. Just because Jenna and Barbara are living on the wild side doesn't mean Laura and me swing that way. We're United Methodists, you know, and we're conservative.

"But, hey, I'm a compassionate conservative. I think my buddy Dick Cheney is around, and he's said he thinks Cindy's pretty hot. He's into wrinkly mommas."

Anti-war and human rights activists to protest at Rose parade

Rose Parade