Chicago Bears get help they need from Jacksonville Jaguars in 23-10 win
By ANDREW SELIGMAN, AP Sports Writer
CHICAGO (AP)—Danieal Manning saw the opening and made his move, setting the tone for a win the Chicago Bears desperately needed. It’s too early to say if he also sparked a playoff push in the process.
Manning started a strong defensive effort with an early interception, Desmond Clark and Greg Olsen caught touchdown passes, and the Bears rolled to a 23-10 victory over the reeling Jacksonville Jaguars on a bone-chilling Sunday afternoon.
“We can finish up 10-6,” coach Lovie Smith said. “Most teams that finish up 10-6 end up going to the playoffs. We’re just looking straight ahead.”
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Chicago Bears Wet Themselves in Embarrassing Loss (37-3)
Cheeseheads everywhere are doing what Bear fans cannot. Gloating.
Did they really wet themselves? Ask their nannies.
Week 10: LeRoy Butler analyzes Bears-Packers game
Did they really wet themselves? Ask their nannies.
Week 10: LeRoy Butler analyzes Bears-Packers game
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Chicago Bears Lose to Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27-24
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated the Chicago Bears in overtime on Sunday, 27-24.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
New York Giants Win Super Bowl (New England Misses Perfection)
New York Giants Win Super Bowl!
New York Giants Win Super Bowl!
New York Giants Win Super Bowl!
17-14.
The New England Patriots have now as many losses as the 1985 Chicago Bears, without the Super Bowl victory.
The New England Patriots have now as many losses as the 1985 Chicago Bears, without the Super Bowl victory.
Congratulations, Giants.
Monday, January 21, 2008
What Green Bay Packers Fans Have in Common With Chicago Bears Fans
What Green Bay Packers Fans Have in Common With Chicago Bears Fans
Is a good team? No. I love the Bears, but the Packers, though we beat them, are a better team.
Is it a QB? Um, like, uh uh. We have Rex Grossman, remember? And they have Brett Favre. No contest.
Is it Bratwurst? Jury is still out on this one.
It is (are you ready?) that they will both be watching the next NFL game on TV.
So, we Bears fans may be sucking egg, but we're not alone.
Is a good team? No. I love the Bears, but the Packers, though we beat them, are a better team.
Is it a QB? Um, like, uh uh. We have Rex Grossman, remember? And they have Brett Favre. No contest.
Is it Bratwurst? Jury is still out on this one.
It is (are you ready?) that they will both be watching the next NFL game on TV.
So, we Bears fans may be sucking egg, but we're not alone.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Walter Payton, Great Chicago Bear
There was a time when men played football. One of those men was very very good. His name was Walter Payton, and he was a Chicago Bear.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Rose Bowl To Be Hit with Protest, Cindy Sheehan Has Hots for George Bush
At great odds with the aggressive style of football between two of America's top universities, Cindy Sheehan has joined a throng of anti-footballians to protest this year's Rose Bowl.
Tournament of Roses President CL Keedy responded to Pizza Mom Sheehan by saying, "Her own son played football, but was tackled. Sad? We think so too. This America's great sport of warriors, and he was not much on the field. We understand he was cut from the practice team in junior high. Humiliating? Yes, but football is not for bench warmers."
Sheehan argued that if she could just meet with Keedy, she could explain to him to errors of football. She camped out for a few weeks in front of his office, but Keedy wasn't there. He was watching the Rose Bowl cheerleaders in his 'secret place'.
"If controversy like this diminishes the positive impact of the Rose Parade, it would be of concern," Pasadena Mayor Bill Bogaard said. He continued, "But who is kidding who here is Cindy. We know she's just trying to scare up some tickets any way she can. Her bookie suggested if she was at the game, the other team, the one she is betting against, might lose."
Anne Coulter piped in, "Cindy can have my tickets. The University of Illinois has asked me to suit up, and those liberal University of Southern California Trojans are a bunch of pansies. I'm a Fighting Illini now, baby."
George Bush was asked about his thoughts of Cindy's participation in this protest.
"Cindy and me. We go way back. Not as far back as Bill and Monica, but she wanted to jump my bones back at Crawford, TX," said George.
"See, now, Laura and I aren't into that kind of thing. Just because Jenna and Barbara are living on the wild side doesn't mean Laura and me swing that way. We're United Methodists, you know, and we're conservative.
"But, hey, I'm a compassionate conservative. I think my buddy Dick Cheney is around, and he's said he thinks Cindy's pretty hot. He's into wrinkly mommas."
Anti-war and human rights activists to protest at Rose parade
Rose Parade
Tournament of Roses President CL Keedy responded to Pizza Mom Sheehan by saying, "Her own son played football, but was tackled. Sad? We think so too. This America's great sport of warriors, and he was not much on the field. We understand he was cut from the practice team in junior high. Humiliating? Yes, but football is not for bench warmers."
Sheehan argued that if she could just meet with Keedy, she could explain to him to errors of football. She camped out for a few weeks in front of his office, but Keedy wasn't there. He was watching the Rose Bowl cheerleaders in his 'secret place'.
"If controversy like this diminishes the positive impact of the Rose Parade, it would be of concern," Pasadena Mayor Bill Bogaard said. He continued, "But who is kidding who here is Cindy. We know she's just trying to scare up some tickets any way she can. Her bookie suggested if she was at the game, the other team, the one she is betting against, might lose."
Anne Coulter piped in, "Cindy can have my tickets. The University of Illinois has asked me to suit up, and those liberal University of Southern California Trojans are a bunch of pansies. I'm a Fighting Illini now, baby."
George Bush was asked about his thoughts of Cindy's participation in this protest.
"Cindy and me. We go way back. Not as far back as Bill and Monica, but she wanted to jump my bones back at Crawford, TX," said George.
"See, now, Laura and I aren't into that kind of thing. Just because Jenna and Barbara are living on the wild side doesn't mean Laura and me swing that way. We're United Methodists, you know, and we're conservative.
"But, hey, I'm a compassionate conservative. I think my buddy Dick Cheney is around, and he's said he thinks Cindy's pretty hot. He's into wrinkly mommas."
Anti-war and human rights activists to protest at Rose parade
Rose Parade
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