What Green Bay Packers Fans Have in Common With Chicago Bears Fans
Is a good team? No. I love the Bears, but the Packers, though we beat them, are a better team.
Is it a QB? Um, like, uh uh. We have Rex Grossman, remember? And they have Brett Favre. No contest.
Is it Bratwurst? Jury is still out on this one.
It is (are you ready?) that they will both be watching the next NFL game on TV.
So, we Bears fans may be sucking egg, but we're not alone.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Walter Payton, Great Chicago Bear
There was a time when men played football. One of those men was very very good. His name was Walter Payton, and he was a Chicago Bear.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Rose Bowl To Be Hit with Protest, Cindy Sheehan Has Hots for George Bush
At great odds with the aggressive style of football between two of America's top universities, Cindy Sheehan has joined a throng of anti-footballians to protest this year's Rose Bowl.
Tournament of Roses President CL Keedy responded to Pizza Mom Sheehan by saying, "Her own son played football, but was tackled. Sad? We think so too. This America's great sport of warriors, and he was not much on the field. We understand he was cut from the practice team in junior high. Humiliating? Yes, but football is not for bench warmers."
Sheehan argued that if she could just meet with Keedy, she could explain to him to errors of football. She camped out for a few weeks in front of his office, but Keedy wasn't there. He was watching the Rose Bowl cheerleaders in his 'secret place'.
"If controversy like this diminishes the positive impact of the Rose Parade, it would be of concern," Pasadena Mayor Bill Bogaard said. He continued, "But who is kidding who here is Cindy. We know she's just trying to scare up some tickets any way she can. Her bookie suggested if she was at the game, the other team, the one she is betting against, might lose."
Anne Coulter piped in, "Cindy can have my tickets. The University of Illinois has asked me to suit up, and those liberal University of Southern California Trojans are a bunch of pansies. I'm a Fighting Illini now, baby."
George Bush was asked about his thoughts of Cindy's participation in this protest.
"Cindy and me. We go way back. Not as far back as Bill and Monica, but she wanted to jump my bones back at Crawford, TX," said George.
"See, now, Laura and I aren't into that kind of thing. Just because Jenna and Barbara are living on the wild side doesn't mean Laura and me swing that way. We're United Methodists, you know, and we're conservative.
"But, hey, I'm a compassionate conservative. I think my buddy Dick Cheney is around, and he's said he thinks Cindy's pretty hot. He's into wrinkly mommas."
Anti-war and human rights activists to protest at Rose parade
Rose Parade
Tournament of Roses President CL Keedy responded to Pizza Mom Sheehan by saying, "Her own son played football, but was tackled. Sad? We think so too. This America's great sport of warriors, and he was not much on the field. We understand he was cut from the practice team in junior high. Humiliating? Yes, but football is not for bench warmers."
Sheehan argued that if she could just meet with Keedy, she could explain to him to errors of football. She camped out for a few weeks in front of his office, but Keedy wasn't there. He was watching the Rose Bowl cheerleaders in his 'secret place'.
"If controversy like this diminishes the positive impact of the Rose Parade, it would be of concern," Pasadena Mayor Bill Bogaard said. He continued, "But who is kidding who here is Cindy. We know she's just trying to scare up some tickets any way she can. Her bookie suggested if she was at the game, the other team, the one she is betting against, might lose."
Anne Coulter piped in, "Cindy can have my tickets. The University of Illinois has asked me to suit up, and those liberal University of Southern California Trojans are a bunch of pansies. I'm a Fighting Illini now, baby."
George Bush was asked about his thoughts of Cindy's participation in this protest.
"Cindy and me. We go way back. Not as far back as Bill and Monica, but she wanted to jump my bones back at Crawford, TX," said George.
"See, now, Laura and I aren't into that kind of thing. Just because Jenna and Barbara are living on the wild side doesn't mean Laura and me swing that way. We're United Methodists, you know, and we're conservative.
"But, hey, I'm a compassionate conservative. I think my buddy Dick Cheney is around, and he's said he thinks Cindy's pretty hot. He's into wrinkly mommas."
Anti-war and human rights activists to protest at Rose parade
Rose Parade
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Bears Beat Saints 33-25
Chicago Bears crush the New Orleans Saints 33-25
Season over, man. Whew.
Hester, Bears End Saints' Playoff Hopes
Washington Post
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, top, intercepts a pass from New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees as running back Pierre Thomas makes the tackle on Urlacher during the first quarter of their football game against the New Orleans Saints at ...
Season over, man. Whew.
Hester, Bears End Saints' Playoff Hopes
Washington Post
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, top, intercepts a pass from New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees as running back Pierre Thomas makes the tackle on Urlacher during the first quarter of their football game against the New Orleans Saints at ...
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Bears Against Saints 12-30-2007
Tomorrow, December 30,2007, the Chicago Bears play the New Orleans Saints at 12:00 p.m., Chicago time.
Watch on FOX, and listen on WBBM.
May they end with a win.
Watch on FOX, and listen on WBBM.
May they end with a win.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Chicago Bears Crush Green Bay Packers 35-7
While the Chicago Bears have had around the worst possible season a team could have after playing in the Super bowl (really, they did last year), they did one important thing:
The Chicago Bears beat the Green Bay Packers twice in one season.
To make matters more humiliating for the Packers, two of their three losses are to the Bears, a team which, to put it in bar vernacular (so the Packer fans can understand), sucks.
Remember when John Kerry told us how bad George Bush was, then Bush went on to get more votes than anyone ever in an American election? Same idea. 35-7. Not even close.
The Bears aren't in the post season. They shouldn't be. Not at what was 5-9. Now, 6-9, the reality is they are still bad. And the Packers were beat by this very bad team.
Brett Favre should be looking into his trailer home options in Florida and Arizona, being of that age. Lovie Smith? Still a bad coach, but today, he beat a 12-2 team.
Bears beat Packers 35-7
Chicago Sun-Times, United States
Brian Urlacher returned an interception for a touchdown for the first time in his career, Adrian Peterson ran for 102 yards, and the Chicago Bears beat the ...
Bears overwhelm Packers 35-7 on a blustery day at Soldier Field
PackersNews.com, WI
CHICAGO -- Seemingly better acclimated to strong winter winds in the Windy City, the Chicago Bears routed the Green Bay Packers 35-7 today at Soldier Field. ...
The Chicago Bears beat the Green Bay Packers twice in one season.
To make matters more humiliating for the Packers, two of their three losses are to the Bears, a team which, to put it in bar vernacular (so the Packer fans can understand), sucks.
Remember when John Kerry told us how bad George Bush was, then Bush went on to get more votes than anyone ever in an American election? Same idea. 35-7. Not even close.
The Bears aren't in the post season. They shouldn't be. Not at what was 5-9. Now, 6-9, the reality is they are still bad. And the Packers were beat by this very bad team.
Brett Favre should be looking into his trailer home options in Florida and Arizona, being of that age. Lovie Smith? Still a bad coach, but today, he beat a 12-2 team.
Bears beat Packers 35-7
Chicago Sun-Times, United States
Brian Urlacher returned an interception for a touchdown for the first time in his career, Adrian Peterson ran for 102 yards, and the Chicago Bears beat the ...
Bears overwhelm Packers 35-7 on a blustery day at Soldier Field
PackersNews.com, WI
CHICAGO -- Seemingly better acclimated to strong winter winds in the Windy City, the Chicago Bears routed the Green Bay Packers 35-7 today at Soldier Field. ...
Monday, September 24, 2007
Chicago Bears Whupped By Dallas Cowboys 34-10
Lick your wounds, Chicago fans. 34-10, bigtime loss. While the Cubs are shining, the Bears are as playing as dull as a Barry Bond interview.
Even Canada is picking on this one:
Cowboys beat battered Bears
London Free Press, Canada
By AP CHICAGO -- Tony Romo looked desperate early on, doing all he could to avoid the Chicago Bears defence. The only thing he didn't do was go away. ...
Even Canada is picking on this one:
Cowboys beat battered Bears
London Free Press, Canada
By AP CHICAGO -- Tony Romo looked desperate early on, doing all he could to avoid the Chicago Bears defence. The only thing he didn't do was go away. ...
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