Tank Gets Kicked Off the Chicago Bears (Was He Fired?)

Looks like the Bears' players will be watching movies in the off season instead of playing, thanks to the irresponsibility of booze hound Tank Johnson.

Bloomberg published, "The Chicago Bears waived Tank Johnson following the defensive tackle's arrest for impaired driving, a month after he was released from jail for violating probation on a weapons charge." (NFL's Bears Waive Tank Johnson After Latest Arrest (Update1))

Can Tank Johnson's Eight Game Rest Help the Bears?

While Tank Johnson sits out for eight games, do the Bears have a chance?

Maybe.

Consider that during the eight games period, Tank will not have one bruise or ache gained. Hopefully, he won't chow junk food like he did while incarcerated (including 162 beef sticks, 40 honey bun sweet rolls and 35 summer sausages). If he works out hard, knowing he does not need to focus on being rested for a Sunday game, he could actually come refreshed compared to the other guy. Defensive tackles take a brunt of hits, as many as they give.

Football's brutal and only the toughest get to play. Still, even football players are human. Playing fresh can help the Bears.

Also, if the Bears are winning without him, imagine their confidence with him?

If Tank's presence on the team is the difference between success and failure, the Bears never had a real shot this season. If they are in contention, though, Tank can take them there.

Tank Free from the Tank

Tank Johnson leaves jail. The world is the same then and now. Hopefully, though, Tank is making better decisions. Seems like a good man.

Tank Johnson released from jail Chicago Tribune

Defensive Tackle Ian Scott Heads to the Philly Eagles

Today: Free agent defensive tackle Ian Scott signed a one-year contract with the Philadelphia Eagles. Who? Same Ian Scott who started in the Super Bowl for the Chicago Bears.

Ian Scott signs with Philadelphia

Greg Olsen's Scummy Past

Greg Olsen apparently has had a major change of perspective. Back in college, he was a slimy lowlife, with a perspective that suggests the only woman he wants (or could get) is a whore. The words to his song support gang rape and other actions that demonstrate he, when he sang them, is a classless oaf.

And the Chicago Bears want this kind of guy on their team.

Why? See these lyrics.

Chicago Bears' top draft pick Greg Olsen meets the media.

Big Greg is in the house, and I’m fittin’ to make these hoes choke
On my b*lls, on my d*ck, then I bust a n*t, quick
On her face, on her chest, stick my d*ck between her breasts
Come on, fellas, let’s get weird, stick ya d*ck up in her ear
While I’m laughin’ at these guys, a second n*t all in her eyes.

Chicago Bears Results - 2007 NFL Draft

The draft is in. The Chicago Bears have snagged the following via the 2007 NFL Draft. No draft dodgers here.

Greg Olsen
ROUND 1
31st OVERALL
6' 6", 254
Miami
TE

Dan Bazuin
ROUND 2
62nd OVERALL
6' 3", 266
Central Michigan
DE

Garrett Wolfe
ROUND 3
93rd OVERALL
5' 7", 186
Northern Illinois
RB

Michael Okwo
ROUND 3
94th OVERALL
5' 11", 232
Stanford
LB

Josh Beekman
ROUND 4
130th OVERALL
6' 2", 313
Boston College
G/C

Kevin Payne
ROUND 5
167th OVERALL
6' 0", 220
Louisiana-Monroe
S

Corey Graham
ROUND 5
168th OVERALL
6' 0", 195
New Hampshire
CB

source: http://www.chicagobears.com

Terry Tate to Play for the Chicago Bears

Terry Tate might not play for the Chicago Bears, but it is worth watching. Absolutely hilarious.

Colts, Bears preseason rematch set for Aug. 20

Colts, Bears preseason rematch set for Aug. 20

As preseason games go, expect this to be important. Nothing can be lost by Indy, since it is only a preseason match. The Bears, however, can regain some of the pride lost early this year.

Put another QB in, see if they win.